I’ve decided to join the Sugar Bowl. I’ve had one date so far and he was lovely. a perfect date. I will allow one more date before discussing the terms. I hope he can reach my goal. I would like to keep him, but I won’t try any more heartbreak without compensation. I can’t do it. It’s not worth the risk. Wish me luck. Cross your fingers for me.
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.
I’m so confused
IT HAS BEGUN
and i just magically transformed into an old person like what the hell not even paying taxes made me old but suddenly i just
Where oh where is the mockumentary camera for me to stare silently into.
hilarious. i’m so glad someone is looking up to us.
lots of changes coming. if i believed in god, i would say “god, give me courage”.